Today I’m unveiling my big creative quarantine project: I’ve spent parts of the past 10 weeks or so writing a Seinfeld script. I have no delusions of grandeur here. I just wanted to see if I could write an episode of my all-time favourite show that would be at least half-decent, that would be true to the characters in terms of action and dialogue, and that would be at least a little bit funny. And, believe it or not, I had the idea to see how the Seinfeld gang would react to being exposed to the cold virus before the world was shut down by a virus. Well, here goes nothing about a show about nothing. I hope it brings a little laughter to your lockdown!